Very rarely do I pull out the soapbox and vent – especially about church. But there were things that happened today that were just…wrong. From the guy feeling up his wife during worship to the friends passing their cell phones back and forth to look at pictures and games, I wondered why these people even bothered coming to church today. And then – just when I thought I could get over these minor irritations, the lady next to me busted out her breakfast and chowed down in the middle of the message…and the lady two rows in front of me opened up a bag of Skittles and passed them out like they were, well, like they were candy. Since when did church become a movie theater?